This is what $100 trillion in party donations gets your company: an official White House product endorsement! (PEOPLE WHO USE BLACKBERRIES GO TO GITMO FROM NOW ON.) (EXCEPT OBAMA.) So for those of you who are into "new telephones" -- the American economy's last remaining growth sector. TELEPHONES. -- there is a new porno deal for the app button or some such. "Fuck you Ed Schultz," also. [White House]