You Internet People Are *Torturing* Cindy McCain!
Cut it out, Wonkett! Cindy McCain's really really upset. She gave an interview to People about her barfy headaches and said funny things and all *you* people did was LAUGH at these funny things. Now she is raising an army of devils, to kill everyone.
Why must she disseminate this popular hate speech about blogers? Is that really a nice thing to do? She is probably just having a migraine.