Having bounced along to a handy win by virtue of promising to, as President, save the auto industry (since, obviously, no President has ever tried to do that ever before), Mitt is taking his industrial-savior act on the road! These days, since he has former milllll workers and furniture industry workers to contend with, he's decided that his mad business skills can also save textile and furniture jobs in South Carolina so he can win. How? With his stunning rhetoric, like this: "I'm not willing to declare defeat on any industry where we can be competitive. I'm going to fight for every job." Well, okay, great! That'll definitely fix those pesky Chinese companies with their low wages, invisible environmental standards, low input costs and state subsidies! Low-end industrial jobs are back, baby! [Yahoo News]