You'll Never Believe Who Jon Stewart Just Endorsed For President! (Video)

Jon Stewart had some fun with the seemingly eternal pre-campaign campaign season Tuesday, as Hillary Clinton flew to Iowa so she could once again announce that she may soon have an announcement to make about running for president. And now that she's attended the 37th annual Tom Harkin Steak Fry, the die is cast. Maybe. (Stewart was most surprised to hear that retiring Sen. Harkin has a steak fry at all, especially after "all those years spinning my wheels at Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan's Crawfish Boil.")

But Hillary isn't the only person being asked the will-she-or-won't-she question in Iowa! Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, who we love love LOVE, was also in Iowa recently to consider his prospects, and so, naturally, a reporter asked him the big question too: Do you think Hillary's going to announce?

By this point, Stewart was mostly interested in the cute little squirrel frolicking in the background.

Watch this video as if your life depended on it.

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