Your 2017 Weekly Top Ten Official Wonkette Babby Picture Review
Boy howdy if the year of our Lord 2017 ain't been one hell of a shit pile. To channel my inner Jim Lahey, a real shit cherry, sitting on the top of a shit sundae, with streams of hot shit topping flowing around the shit sprinkles. But I, your humble Shypixel, am here to fix all of that for you.
For the past 51 weeks, your future overlord and Offical Wonkette Babby, Donna Rose, has been the brightest spot of your week. She has kept you sane, warmed your hearts, softened your cynical old souls, and cajoled you all to open your digital wallets and stuff money on our family. And now, here only, you can find all of those fabulous photographs all in one place, with one final pitch to GIVE US YOUR FUCKIN' MONEY AND NOBODY GETS HURT! Nobody is getting hurt anyhow, but I like the urgency that saying "AND NOBODY GETS HURT" inspires. Because, really, your donations not only feed our stomachs, but also pay our employees a living wage, and will soon provide them all insurance, and these are very serious matters for a conscientious communist resistance fighter business lady, such as my wife.
Without further ado, I give you the Year in Donna Rose.
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— Rebecca Schoenkopf (@commiegirl1) August 17, 2017
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you end a year. Passed out cold in your snowpants outside the bathroom door.
And as an added New Years Bonus, here's Donna Rose awaiting the new year: