NewsJune 18, 2012 11:35 AM
Your American Dreams Are A Virus Against America
Do you have dreams, Wonkette commenters? I totally had one the other night about--wait, you want news? Oh, fine.
- Turns out Kickstarter is even worse than we thought! According to this article, it is destroying the economy because everyone is following their dreams. Yes, really. [Slate]
- Speaking of dreams, Obama said young immigrants won't be deported and basically enforced his own DREAM Act. Sure, it's all politics, but it's nice to know he's making sure that "brown can stick around." [Washington Post]
- But if as a conservative your dream is to stop rampant illegal immigration (and, really, immigration), then know this: your task is to work on making America suck more. [Salon]
- Or maybe you, like Michael Steele and Lanny Davis, want everyone to just get along, like we used to in middle school. Then we can make an America made out of rainbows and smiles and we can all live in it and be happy. 'Scuse me, I think I have something in my eye....[The Daily Beast]