Your Ears Appear To Be Lacking In Blood. Let's Fix That By Listening To Sarah Palin Read Her Christmas Audiobook!
Are you ready to defend Christmas ... WITH YOUR LIFE? Then lay it down here, by letting your brain explode and dribble out your earholes along with all the head blood what used to be in your head. So ... much ... blood. But how would you explode your own brain and earholes? By listening to Sarah Palin read from her forthcoming book,Good Tidings and Great Joy, about the hilarious times her family had playing the "Dirty Santa" ripoff "Let's All Be Racist About Eskimos." In this selection, Palin explains, seemingly without irony, that "Let's All Be Racist About Eskimos" is the only time they encouraged their kids to be greeeeedy, which might be the funniest thing you'll hear all day!
Do you have any awful inlaws that would want this horrible Sarah Palin audiobook? Then you should buy it for them via that link above, knowing that your terrible inlaws' very bad Christmas gift just subsidized the alcoholic pervert communists at Your Wonket.
The rest of you, cry yourselves to sleep with the knowledge that this woman telling the world's most boring story about white-elephant games is going to sell about one million copies.
There is no God.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.