Your Ears Appear To Be Lacking In Blood. Let's Fix That By Listening To Sarah Palin Read Her Christmas Audiobook!


Are you ready to defend Christmas ... WITH YOUR LIFE? Then lay it down here, by letting your brain explode and dribble out your earholes along with all the head blood what used to be in your head. So ... much ... blood. But how would you explode your own brain and earholes? By listening to Sarah Palin read from her forthcoming book,Good Tidings and Great Joy, about the hilarious times her family had playing the "Dirty Santa" ripoff "Let's All Be Racist About Eskimos." In this selection, Palin explains, seemingly without irony, that "Let's All Be Racist About Eskimos" is the only time they encouraged their kids to be greeeeedy, which might be the funniest thing you'll hear all day!

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