Your Eyeballs Are Too Dry. Let Us Help You With That
Aw, nerd love! The redheaded boy is scratching into his desk like a soccer hooligan, but it is harmless even though it is vandalism and he should at least be getting a Saturday detention for that. Will he meet the girl who is writing back to him, with vandalism also? Will he just horndog all over EVERYONE? Let us watch.
Oh. Now you are seeing the "signs," and you will go back and watch it again.
Yes, they are all there, they are omnipresent, and we have gone from "commercial for cute dorky interracial sweetness selling something we don't know what" to "don't ignore your homicidal child while he plans/is bullied into a mass shooting."
The ad, by BBDO, is for Sandy Hook Promise. Let's send them and Moms Demand Action some money.
I'm exhausted.
[Adweek]
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
