Donate

Your First Exciting Batch Of Paultardpalooza Photos!

Now that your Wonkette has napped and commenced working on Drunkenness #3 of the day, it's time for our first batch of Paultardpalooza photos! Here are some of the best Paultards we saw at the Ron Paul Rally, at the Capitol, courtesy of Wonkette Natty-Bo Operative "Taylor."


Our first non-racial transcendence of the day.

This fucker ran up to us before we even entered the Capitol's west lawn, and immediately began asking our members if we were With The Government. We told him we all were. Are we?

QUICK, POLICE: THE PAULTARDS CAPTURED AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL.

Look: This Paultard is his own uncle.

And now begins a section without comment called "No Teeth," which aptly describes at least one of these:

Thus concludes the "No Teeth" section. Who got $5 for having sex with one of them?

A Patriot (Jesus).

A Muslim.

A transsexual.

Jesus' wife, Cleopatra.

Can I GET A FUCKING CUP OF WATER AT THIS RALLY instead of READ THE LONGEST SHITTIEST BOOK EVER?

More photos to come, including those of your Roving Gang of Wonkette Drunks.

$
Donate with CC
Giphy

WHOA THERE, it is a #HotScoop about something happening that portends the wrapping up of the Robert Mueller investigation, one that we can actually believe to a point, because of how CNN seems to have some receipts for its story. (Unlike what we always hear from reporters who shall remain nameless, like Ken Dilanian from NBC News.)

CNN is reporting that "as soon as next week," new attorney general William Barr will be announcing the "completion" of the Mueller probe and that Mueller will be sending some sort of report to Barr.

And just like that, this is you right now: WHOA IF TRUE, IS IT TRUE? IS HE JUST GOING TO LEAVE LIKE THIS? BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN SAID GOODBYE!

And this is Robert Mueller right now: bUt We HaVeN't EvEn SaId GoOdByE!!!!!!!!

Keep reading... Show less
$
Donate with CC

Aimee Maddonna, of Simpsonville, South Carolina, is a nice lady who wanted to take in some foster children and give them a nice home, with her, her husband and their children. Her father had been in the foster care system himself, and her parents had always brought foster children into their home as well, hoping to give those kids a better experience than he had in the system. She had hoped to continue the tradition, and went to Miracle Hill Ministries, the largest and most widely advertised foster care provider in the state, to get started. At first, Miracle Hill told her that she and her family would be a great fit for foster kids and seemed excited to have them on board.

And then they asked her what church she went to.

Keep reading... Show less
$
Donate with CC
Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc