Your Happy Nice Time Sounds From The Default!
We have heard there is some kind of politics thingie that is happening where one of the political "parties" is maybe going to end the entire universe if it does not get its way about a thing? We aren't really sure how any of that works, giggle! Well, now some journalists are reporting that the "Republicans," who are one of the only two parties represented in our system of government except for Bernie Sanders who is a communist from Vermont, are going to do a vote on the "government debt ceiling" that they have already been warned that our president, you may have heard of him, that handsome black guy?, has already said he will not sign because of how they are acting like Somali pirates. And then they are going to leave town maybe! And then someone on Twitter, some @7im fellow, tweeted this Liz Phair song, and the next 15 minutes of our life became quite obvious. READ MORE
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