Your Hot Hot Hot Washington DC Shutdown Party Drinky Thing Pixxx
We are in DC just in time for Gubmint Shutdown Happy Good Times Fun! Hooray! So we, along with all you federal workers, poured some vodka on our corn flakes and went out for a good time. Let's see us!
Somewhere in here is a new baby. Also somewhere in here is Wide Stance Husband, and Husband. Also somewhere in here are these fuckin' supercool chicks like Beth and Julia and another supercool chick, GAH, NAME, WE DO NOT KNOW IT. Also in here is our high school friend. Hi high school friend! And also also some old guy who was randomly at the bar whom we met at the conventions, he tells us? Also in here is sideboob. So much sideboob. Sorry for all the pictures of us. Our dear Jameson brought an actual photog -- Dented Lens Photography -- and pretended we were a beautiful princesslady movie star or something, it is kind of how he do.
Oh, yeah. And this is our friend Jameson. Honestly, neither of us remembers this happening at all. Trainwreck, y'all.
Thanks for coming!
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