Your Mission: Stop Congressmen From Abusing Multimedia
Hey kids, are you all enjoying the new virtual computer adventure game on the computer, "Carried Interest Adventure"? Republican Rep. Eric Cantor has wasted billions in taxpayer money to create this shitty multimedia experience, which teaches a valuable lesson about not wasting government money or something! We didn't "complete the adventure," as they say, but we're pretty sure it ends with a couple of furries in the Longworth building men's room going YIFF YIFF.
Carried Interest Adventure [cantor.house.gov]