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Your Post-Election Dangly Bits

Amid all the excitement of last night's HISTORIC ELECTION a few important questions went unanswered, at least here on the Wonkette. For example: did fluorescent light foe and unrepentant baby-farmer Michelle Bachmann successfully defend her Minnesota district from insurgent chaotic-good lawn sprite Elwyn Tinklenberg? And whatever happened to thatpoop factory over in San Francisco? This morning, we have answers.
- Bachmann won the District 6 race.
- Proposition R, which would have renamed a Bay Area sewage treatment plant after George W. Bush, was voted down by a huge margin.
- Al Franken lost (unofficially!) to Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman by less than 800 votes, so now there will probably be a recount.
- Alaska's own Ted Stevens looks like he will be re-elected for the 17th time or whatever, even though he is a CONVICTED FELON.
- Still no word about Missouri or North Carolina, electorally speaking.
Here at Wonkette Information Headquarters we are celebrating Bachmann's win and praying for a clean Stevens victory, that we might still have these two marvelous kooks to kick around for a few more years.
Thanks to Michael McNarney for the rad foto.