Your Precious Little Boyfriend Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley Taxing The Heavens And God Himself


Ghost Andrew Breitbart's intrepid dick, Matthew Boyle, has broken another important story, and it is that Martin O'Malley, governor of Maryland and your boyfriend, is taxing RAIN. Haw haw haw what a dummy, Martin O'Malley. Your arms too short to tax with God!

Let us see what the Great Heretic is trying to do today:

Maryland Democratic Governor Martin O’Malley has instituted a tax on citizens for the amount of rain that falls on their property.

The tax, officially known as a "storm water management fee," will be enforced in nine of the state's counties. The state legislature passed it in 2012 purportedly to "raise revenue to cleanup [sic] the Chesapeake Bay," according to

OH MY GOSH can you even believe it? Martin O'Malley, your tax is bad and you should feel bad!

Oh, what's the fourth paragraph of this brilliant piece of muckraking?

The tax, mandated by the EPA and enforced locally, will be calculated "through satellite surveillance of your property," the statement claims.

Oh. Right.

Has that stopped the commenters at Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Sanitorium? What do you think?

No, baby, Exxon owns the sky and the earth and the elements. Everyone knows that.


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