Your Weekly Ten Is Celebrating Paul Manafort's First Morning In Jail
Hey Wonkers, are you tired? WE ARE TIRED. What a shitshow of a news week, but at least it ended with Paul Manafort going to jail, right? Hey Paul Manafort, HOW IS JAIL? Was your "breakfast" this morning tasty? Are they going to let you go out and play in the yard later? We have so many questions!
As you can see above, Wonkette toddler and her cousins did not have a shitshow week. They played in the lake and stuff! If you are nice, there will be pictures of toddlers in hula skirts at the bottom of this post.
OK it's time for your list of the top ten stories of the week!
Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
2. Florida Skipped Background Checks For Concealed Gun Permits For A Year. Is That Bad?
3. Paul Manafort Probably Going To Jail Friday, So HAHAHAHAHAHA
5. Man In Dumb Hat Thinks He's Gonna 'Shame' All The Gays, Abortion-Havers And Muslims
6. A Mommyblog, A Dating Site, And A FUCKING COMMUNITY
7. Mike Pence Condemns Mike Pence For Saying Thing Mike Pence Definitely Did Not Say
8. WE'RE NOT CRYING, DENNIS RODMAN IS CRYING
9. This Trump-Russia-NRA Shit Just Got A Whole Lot Weirder
10. How Is Trump Destroying Decades Of Western Peace And Prosperity Today?
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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As a reward, and as promised, it is HULA TODDLERS (Donna Rose and Cousin Dzho, just stone cold bein' three):
You don't have a hura skirt. Boys have penis like my daddy. https://t.co/SsAK0QPdsW— Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King Of You (@Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King Of You) 1529092244.0
(As you saw above, he got a hura skirt.) And MORE COUSINS and a HUSKY WOLF.
Let's see ... anything else? Nope, BYE.
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