Your Weekly Top Ten Asks Unanimous Consent To Give You This Raspberry
It is your WEEKLY TOP TEN, and we let Evan out of writing it this weekend because he is doing all the liveblooging forever and we do not want his typing fingers falling off! Above is Yr Wonkette preschooler's thoughts on "impeachment hearings." They are not necessarily Chris Matthews-specific thoughts. Yr Dok Zoom remembers doing a giant jigsaw puzzle with his mom while the Watergate hearings were on TV, and apart from some senators nattering about "specificity," which seemed like a funny word to a ten-year-old, not a heck of a lot more. (It was a scene of the French Quarter in New Orleans, with many flowering vines that made a third of the jigsaw pieces look all the same. Fiendish.)
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And now here are your Top Ten Wonkette stories, chosen this week by John Flansburgh and John Linnell of They Might Be Giants. (We are just making that up. It was really Beyoncé, as usual):
Those are all really good stories! You should go read them again! Or for the first time!
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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.