Your Weekly Top Ten, Boy I Don't Know
HEY-O! Weekly top ten back in town!
So yeah, you might have thought we had abandoned doing your top ten, but it's just that we've missed a few Fridays, which is when we usually write this thing. We moved into a new house last weekend, and then before that it was Thanksgiving and then before that we forget. Our point is that holy shit this week was terrible and crazy and we are pretty sure by the time you read this we will be hibernating. (Except we have two Christmas parties this weekend and a brunch and ... OK what we are trying to say is that we are very popular.)
Shall we count down the top ten stories? We shall!
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Yay, good stories! Fucking crazy week!
Oh, is there anything else?
Just more pics of the Wonkette toddler, that's all:
OK now this post is over.
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