Your Weekly Top Ten Did A Blue Wave This Week, DID YOU SEE IT?
OK ACTUALLY WE DIDN'T DO THE BLUE WAVE BY OURSELVES. But hey you guys, we won! No, we didn't win ALL OF IT, because it never works that way, but despite how things are #rigged against us (you know, with real rigging, like voter suppression and gerrymandering), we got the biggest gains for Democrats since WATERGATE. Weird, huh, it's almost like they might have something in common, oh well, guess we'll never know what is.
Recycled picture of our dog above because we dunno, Editrix is in quote unquote "Mexico" or something like the common King of Mexico.
Anyway, we are asleep now until Monday, so shall we count down your top ten stories of the week? Si se puede!
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, what a week!
OK that's all we have to say in this post, goodbye.
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