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OK ACTUALLY WE DIDN'T DO THE BLUE WAVE BY OURSELVES. But hey you guys, we won! No, we didn't win ALL OF IT, because it never works that way, but despite how things are #rigged against us (you know, with real rigging, like voter suppression and gerrymandering), we got the biggest gains for Democrats since WATERGATE. Weird, huh, it's almost like they might have something in common, oh well, guess we'll never know what is.

Recycled picture of our dog above because we dunno, Editrix is in quote unquote "Mexico" or something like the common King of Mexico.

Anyway, we are asleep now until Monday, so shall we count down your top ten stories of the week? Si se puede!


Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Trump Is Handling The Loss Of The House Exactly As Well As Expected

9. James O'Keefe Caught Beto's People Feeding The Hungry, And Ted Cruz Is PISSED

8. If Congressman John Lewis Can Dance His Ass Off, So Can You!

7. FUCK YOU I'M DRUNK

6. Deleted Comments. Trump Doesn't Encourage Violence. It's All Anita's Fault!

5. Very Civil Militia Man Just Promising Murder Spree If We Don't Vote How He Wants Us To

4. Chronically Wrong Person Claims He Knows What Women Want.

3. Of Course The Guy Who Shot Up A Yoga Studio Was An Incel With A History Of Assaulting Women.

2. CHIN UP, FUCKERS! We Have Only Just Begun To Win So Much We'll Get Sick Of Winning

1. Here's Hoping Donald Trump Has A BAD FUCKING NIGHT. Your Midterm Results Liveblog!

Hooray, what a week!

OK that's all we have to say in this post, goodbye.

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