Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby Dressed Up As Firefighter, YOU CLICK NOW


Hola, Wonkerinos, it is us, yr Wonket, doing your top ten stories at your face, because it is Saturday morning. We are also showing you new pictures of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose, who is a firefighter now. And we figure you want to watch the video of her as a zebra again, so it is still right here:

OK let's do the top ten stories, but before we do that, can we lovingly ask you, that if you lovingly love Wonkette in the loving way, won't you toss us $5, $10, or $25 as a special love gift? It is the easiest. You pull out your wallet and you give us money. And you look at the traditional Wonk baby lion picture while you do that, BECAUSE WONKETTE BABY IS A FIREFIGHTER AND A ZEBRA AND A LION. Quite the multi-tasker, that one.


Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!

1. The first Juanita Broaddrick story. We took a lot of flack for it, but it's still the number one story of the week, so here it is. We also published another story in which some things were clarified and some things were apologized for. It is the #7 story, but hell, we will stick it right here too.

2. The guy who makes these comics REALLY gets women.

3. Fox News got SO MAD at Obama and Hillary for constantly forcing Trump to be a dumbass.

4. These bigot diners took a brave stand against this server they mistook for a foreigner.

5. We got canvassed by a Jill Stein guy! It didn't go well for him! This story has been in the top ten for three thousand weeks now!

6. Why would Donald Trump want to "get out the vote"? What does that even mean, don't the people just show up and elect him president?

7. Juanita Broaddrick story #2. 

8. Yr Wonkette and our brother Adam wrote stupidamazingdumb-mazing fan fiction about swimmy mcswimmerstein Michael Phelps.

9. Those "Fox & Friends" idiots found a deliciously wonderful new app, where Trump is already the president!

10. And finally, Frail Old Hillary Clinton shattered a hip in Scranton and is probably dead now, or something, according to the right wing media.

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories. They are very good stories!

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Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the managing editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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