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OH HEY SATURDAY WONKERS! Are you the same Wonkers as the weekday Wonkers? We don't even know, because we're not here right now, which means you aren't even reading this! Anyway, it is time for your weekly top ten list, of the top ten stories you've clicked on THE MOSTEST, for you to read and catch up on all the things you might have missed during this week!

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Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!

1. Donald Trump's new "pro-life" adviser pretty sure far too few women die in childbirth these days.

2. When you get a racist rant on your Obamaphone from a rabid Trump supporter, what should you do? MAKE IT A CAMPAIGN AD!

3. Let's throw back to a simpler time when Brangelina was still a thing and Alex Jones was ranting about what a globalist she-devil Angelina Jolie is.

4. That weird Tomi Lahren lady wants you to know that, hey, yeah, Terence Crutcher's death was a tragedy, but also sometimes black people are mean on Twitter. So.

5. The New York Times ACCIDENTALLY did some journalism, y'all. Oops!

6. Hillary Clinton's back on the campaign trail, hasn't toppled over dead yet.

7. North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory is failing SO HARD right now, and we think that's funny because fuck him.

8. "Pick-up artists" NOT VERY ARTISTICALLY raped some ladies, and then bragged about it online.

9. Donald Trump was just about as excited about the Chelsea bombing as you'd imagine.

10. This new Trump ad is long and painful and terrible, and we watched the whole thing so you don't have to.

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories. They are very good stories!

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Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the managing editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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