Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Write A Memo About How Devin Nunes Is A IDIOT
this young child already understands that Devin Nunes is A IDIOT
Good morning and good weekend, Wonkers! It is time for the top ten post, where we count down the top ten posts of the week, ask you for money to keep this place going, and show you Wonkette toddler pictures. Like the one above, of Wonkette Toddler with a knowing look on her face, because she knows Devin Nunes is A Idiot. Oh my god this week, it literally killed us, and now we are dead because Devin Nunes wasted our whole week with his bullshit memo. So, as usual, making this brief!
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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
2. Tim Allen And Adam Carolla To Produce Searing Documentary About Their Own Irrelevance In Modern America. Even though it is a very serious topic, they can't help but make it a funny film!
3. New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead. We continue to have no fucking idea what is going on at NYT.
4. Ohhhhhhh, Hope Hicks! What Have You Done?!?!?! HOPE! HOPE, YOU ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE! HOPE!
5. Paul Ryan Was A Testy Little Prick Today. Honestly, he was a testy little prick ALL WEEK.
6. Dumb Stupid Devin Nunes Memo Makes One Guy Look REAL BAD, And That Guy Is Donald Trump! It sure does, and that was before we even read the damn thing!
7. I Can’t Believe I Used To Think Paul Manafort Was The Boring One, HOLY JESUS SHIT! We all used to think it! We all were WRONG.
9. Everything On Fire At FBI Now (It Is A Metaphorical Fire, Not, Like, The Reichstag. But Maybe That Too!) And it is even more on fire now!
10. U R CORDIALY INVITED 2 TRUMMP VERY GUD STAE OF UNIOM SPECH TOMOROW NITE OK? IT WAS BEST SPECH!
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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