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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Tariff Man Gets Caught Lying About Mexico Deal, Loses His Shit On Twitter

9. Joyce White Vance Said The Mueller Report To GOP Idiots' Faces, And It Was LOVELY!

8. US Embassies Cramming Pride Flags Down Mike Pompeo's Dumb Gay-Hatin' Throat

7. Twitter Done Fucked Up Again

6. Your Deleted Comments Are Part Of Mars

5. AOC Wants Birth Control To Be Free And Over-The-Counter, As It Should Be!

4. Michael Flynn's New Lawyer Is Baaaaaaaaaaaaaatshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

3. Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Tries To Ban Democrats From Talkin' Mean About President CrimeStupid

2. OF WHICH THE MOON IS A PART

1. Kamala Harris Doesn't Have To Explain Her Kickass Self To Your Dumb Asses

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