Your Weekly Top Ten Got So Many Wonkette Kid Pictures, You're Gonna Get SICK OF Wonkette Kid Pictures!
Know what? We don't even have to type words to kick this top ten post off, and you know why? Because there are like 80-eleventy Wonkette toddler pics down at the bottom, and all you're going to do is scroll anyway. Oh, and you're going to read the stop ten posts of the week.
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
And that is the end of the list!
ONE MILLION more pics for you:
OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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