Your Weekly Top Ten Got Some Socks With Bees On 'Em
So hey yeah, we were not here part of the week, which you probably noticed through your tears. We had our wisdom teeth out for the first (and hopefully the last!) time finally, at age 39. We never did it before, because they fit! But the dentist was like "let's get this crap out of your face" and we were like "OK here is all my money" and now they are gone. And that is the story of this week. Did we miss anything?
Oh hey look above, it is Wonkette Toddler wearing some socks with bees on 'em what were given to her by Wonker "Will." She says thank you (we assume) and would like more gifts please (we guarantee).
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories! Mostly about awful things!
OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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