Your Weekly Top Ten Has A Delicious Easter Cookie And You Do Not!
Hello! It's the weekend! Which means I am in charge and also you get to see our TOP TEN stories of the week, which for some reason I am doing this week also! Probably because Evan has been hardcore Muellering all week and needs a BREAK. Which is fair!
I, for one, have my fingers crossed that no important RUSSIA stories break today because I am of absolutely no help in that area whatsoever. Unless you want to talk about the False Dmitrys, because I am always here to talk about the False Dmitrys. But that probably will not be a news item for any reason, ever. Unfortunately for us all.
And now, for your viewing pleasure, our top ten articles of the week!
Wow, those sure are some good stories!
What else? Here are some pics of Wonkette toddler doing MODEL MOVES! STYLE FILE!
Our editrix reports that her new thing is where "she does a model move then goes "STYLE FILE!" It is some dumb fucking barbie cartoon or some shit"
Anyway, time to get on with our day here and find a thing to write about next. See you all in a few!
Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. In addition to her work at Wonkette, she also has a biweekly column at Dame. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse