Your Weekly Top Ten Has A New BABY DOG!
OK just fooling, we PERSONALLY do not have a new baby dog, as Lula, who is 15, would not permit that. She is queen of her castle and though she enjoys play dates and sleepovers with other dogs, her house is HER HOUSE.
But your editrix got one! Her name is Emma and she shits a lot, according to every time Rebecca has said "BRB gotta go clean up puppy shit" in the secret chatcave this week.
Here is a video, from which the ACTION SHOT of the dogs playing above came:
Emma loves Lucy https://t.co/IU5AHzhPWs— Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King Of You (@Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King Of You)1554136404.0
OK, now shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? Yes, we shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, those are good stories!
Let's see, anything else? Not unless Rebecca decides to pop more puppy pix in this post.
Go with God!
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