Your Weekly Top Ten Has Had It Up To Here With Kellyanne Conway
Oh hey, Wonkers! It's time for your weekly top ten post, where we tell you the top ten posts of the week and you catch up on what you haven't read and you read them again and then you SHARE THEM ALL ON FACEBOOK LIKE GOOD LITTLE SOLDIERS. And you know what we're tired of? That asshole Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, who is in two of the top stories this week. She's just the worst, ya know? Anyway, we'll count down the top stories in just a moment ...
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Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!
1. Kellyanne Conway is not a good person. At all.
2. Donald Trump met with David Petraeus this week about the secretary of State position, because who the fuck cares about leaking classified emails anyway?
3. This poor racist lady just can't go anywhere without getting discriminated against.
4. Know what we think about Donald Trump's Twitter? CLICK TO FIND OUT!
5. CNN's Alisyn Camerota cannot even deal with how dumb the Trump supporters she had to interview this week are.
6. This lady who tried to bomb an abortion clinic is just real upset people are acting like she's a terrorist or something.
7. Kellyanne Conway was all GRRRRR at 'Morning Joe' for sexistly reporting that she's in trouble with Donald Trump for shitting on his new bro-mance with Mitt Romney.
8. Did Trump one time ask if it was wrong to be sexually attracted to his kid Ivanka, when she was 13? We are just asking!
9. CNN's Chris Cuomo is all like "Morning Joe? MORE LIKE DONALD TRUMP'S MORNING HOS! GET IT?"
10. And finally, Donald Trump is just furious about all these recounts, in this election he's still pretty sure was totally #rigged.
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories. They are very good stories!
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