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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, who is double pragnet:
1. Oh look, here it is again, Robyn's post about how Ivanka Trump sucks at fashion. Read it again, or for the first time!
2. Dreamboat Justin Trudeau TOTALLY defeated Donald Trump in the handshake department, because Justin is strong and sexy.
3. Here's Joe and Mika, reading Kellyanne Conway for filth.
4. The intelligence community will see Donald Trump IN HELL.
5. Man, that Trump press conference Thursday was fucked up, wasn't it?
6. It's Joe and Mika again! Watch as it dawns on them that the Trump regime is KINDA autocratic, just a lil' bit.
7. Poor Kellyanne Conway. Poor, poor Kellyanne Conway. Send her some thoughts 'n' prayers.
8. Donald Trump did a TREMENDOUS job hosting the Japanese prime minister, LOL just kidding he's bad at that too.
9. Human bucket of goat smegma Jason Chaffetz thinks you'd have to pay people to protest him. Really.
10. And finally, Hillary Clinton's reaction to Mike Flynn's firing was LOLOLOLOLOL!
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé The Pragnet. They are very good stories!
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