Your Weekly Top Ten Has More Glamour Shots For The Style File
OK HI WONKERS WE ARE BUSY because we have a really big weekend of concert festival-ing ahead of us, starting with last night (which is "tonight" for us, since we write this on "Friday"). By the time you read this, we will have already attended CHVRCHES and Dave Matthews Band shows, and also we don't know what else. And if you are the type of person who judges people for going to Dave shows, we are the type of person who literally does not fucking care what you think.
Anyway, TOP TEN POST! And pictures of the Wonkette Toddler, who is literally a model now!
But before we count down the stories, your obligatory money beg, because if you love Wonkette, we need you to SUPPORT WONKETTE. Give us money to keep the lights on up in here! Better yet? SUBSCRIBE MONTHLY! Or up your subscription! Thank you, we love you, you pay our rent.
Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, those are very good stories!
More pics of the fashion model Wonkette Toddler:
OK that's all, goodbye, go with God, etc.
Follow Evan Hurst on Twitter RIGHT HERE, DO IT RIGHT HERE!
Wonkette is ad-free and funded ONLY by YOU, our dear readers. Click below to keep the lights on, please. We appreciate you, most of the time.