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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hired By Father Of (Trump's) Lies

9. If Trump Is Really God's 'Chosen One,' God's A Dumbass

8. Log Cabin Republicans Endorse Trump, Because They Like Getting Punched In The Face

7. Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire Tries To Steal From Indie Artist, Lands In Dumpster Fire

6. Totally Real News Outlet 'Epoch Times' Loves Trump, Falun Gong, Heterosexual Healing, And Just Floating Right There Up In The Air

5. 'Veggie Tales' Creator Ain't Gonna Put No Godless Gay Green Beans On His Christian Vegetable Show

4. This Is Just A Very Good Video Of A Coyote Pup Getting Rescued By A Chicago Guy Who Swears A Lot

3. Who Put The Dumbass Greenland Idea In Trump's Head? This Dumbass Did.

2. House Democrats Just Wondering If Someone In Munch's Shop Messed With Trump's Tax Audit

1. Trump Is Fucking Gross, Episode #456,286,057

Those are good stories! Mostly about awful things!

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OK that's all, go with God, etc.

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