Your Weekly Top Ten Is Almost THREE YEARS OLD!
Haha, that is a lie, we don't know how old this post is, but THAT WONKETTE TODDLER RIGHT THERE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY! So say happy birthday to her, or suffer the consequences, which are ... WE DUNNO YET.
OK, we are continuing our tradition of making the top ten post even shorter than ever before, so cutting right to counting down the top ten stories of the week, in reverse order starting with number one, because we are bad at countdowns.
Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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As a reward, here is another picture of BIRTHDAY TODDLER with her cousin:
Let's see ... anything else? Nope, BYE.
Yours in baby Jesus,
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