Your Weekly Top Ten Is Apparently Still Obsessed With That Trump Idiot Named Brad
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OH HEY, it is Saturday morning, which means it's time for your top ten post, which is apparently obsessed with Brad, a Trump idiot. You see, LAST WEEK, we wrote this thing about Brad getting his ass handed to him on MSNBC, and we thought it was great and hilarious and all, but it went sort of viral, beyond all expectations we would ever have for "Brad." So here it is, THIS WEEK, and Brad is still in your top ten. In fact, it's NUMBER ONE! Brad is number one!
Probably the first time in his life. Scroll down for Brad, and also all the other top stories, which are lovely!
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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
1. Meet Trump idiot "Brad," who got humiliated on MSNBC when he tried to mansplain "economy" to the hosts, who are financial experts. If you read it when it was the top story LAST WEEK, meet Brad again!
2. That Boston "Free Speech" rally ended early, because of all the thousands of counter-protesters who showed up to do free speech at the assholes.
3. Trump tried to call Heather Heyer's mom DURING HEATHER HEYER'S FUNERAL. Did he think she'd put him on speaker and let him talk to all the gathered mourners? Idiot.
4. Trump looked at the eclipse. Straight at it. Idiot.
5. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin's wife Louise Linton let her GIANT ASSHOLE flag fly free this week.
6. Has it really been a week since Steve Bannon got quitfired? Well anyway, read our "and go fuck yourself" goodbye to him if you haven't.
7. Look at this dumb Boston bigot who went to Charlottesville and came back surprised everybody thinks he's some kind of dumb bigot.
8. Trump went to Phoenix, yelled a bunch of racist, incoherent shit, flew home.
9. Newt Gingrich CAN'T WAIT to move to Rome with Callista once she's confirmed as ambassdor to the Vatican. Once there, we will not be surprised if he starts fucking a local and divorces her.
10. And finally, here's somebody throwing coffee at Alex Jones, because that's fun.
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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