Your Weekly Top Ten Is BEJEWELED!

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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Rudy, You Cannot Lie When Lev Parnas Has Receipts!

9. Shut Your Racist Mouth, Fox News, Cory Booker Isn't 'Lazy'

8. Trump Claims Four Embassies Were Going To Be Bombed By Iran, Didn't Bother To Tell Them That

7. Trump Hitler Rally Mostly About Adam Schiff's Nine Inches Or Something, We Dunno

6. Lev Parnas? President Truth-Mouth Doesn't Know Her.

5. The Republicans Are Going Full Freedom Fries Again

4. Uh Oh, Matt Gaetz In Big Trouble With Daddy!

3. Cut The Crap Already, We Killed Soleimani Because They Told Trump Brown People Were Laughing At Him

2. This DOES Sound Like Matt Gaetz!

1. Burger King Used 'The D-Word' And The One Million Moms Are TELLING!

Those are good stories!

OK that is all, go with God, etc.



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