Your Weekly Top Ten Is BOSS OF YOU NOW
Time for the super fastest rocket speediest top ten of EVER! Because you know why? Momma handed Evan the keys to the Jeep for all next week, because she is on vacation, and that means I AM BOSS OF ALL Y'ALL NEXT WEEK. That means I gotta drink up this weekend, I mean rest up, so I can BOSS YOU ALL.
Also, above you will see a picture of the most vicious Lula dog ever, and also her drool on the nice ottoman. She is rude.
Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé? Yes we shall:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.
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