Your Weekly Top Ten Is COVERED IN SNOW
So hey there, America, we heard it was cold this past week or something? WHERE'S YR GLOBAL WARMIN' NOW, LIBS? But now it's getting warmer. SHRUG, WE LIVE IN THE SOUTH.
Actually though, we had days and days of the temp never getting above freezing, and Southerners (and our cable and internet lines) are NOT MADE FOR THAT SHIT. But anyway the high here today is supposed to be like 65 or something, so suck it. (THERE'S YR GLOBAL WARMIN', LIBS!)
Anyway, enjoy all these pictures of Wonkette Toddler in snow!
Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
There you go! Those are good stories!
OK that's it, GOODBYE.
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