Your Weekly Top Ten Is DEVIL

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(If she's trying to do the Texas thing, she is doing it backward. LIKE DEVIL.)

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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Republicans SHOOK About Texas. No, Not The El Paso Attack, It's Something Else.

9. President Yap-Stupid Workin' Hard Today, Just Kidding He's Hate-Tweeting At Clouds

8. Dumbfuck Baby Trumper Grifter Headed To The Hoosegow!

7. Don McGahn, You Are TELL IT TO THE JUDGE!

6. Everything Is Terrible And We Could Use Some Nice Things

5. America's Last President Addresses Nation After El Paso, Dayton Terror Attacks

4. Jason Isbell Gonna Set 30-50 Feral Hogs On Ben Shapiro Now

3. Kamala Harris Is Too Queen To Notice Tomi Lahren And Her Stupid Apology

2. Can We Just ... Can We Have Gun Control Now Please?

1. Who Said It? Donald Trump Or Neo-Nazi Derek From American History X?

Those are good stories! Mostly about awful things!

OK that's all, go with God, etc.



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