Your Weekly Top Ten Is Exhausted By 2018 Already
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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
1. We Broke Erica Garner's Heart. For the second week in a row, this heartbreaking and terrible story. :(
2. Trump’s New Year’s Eve Grab-A-Puss-A-Palooza Looks Like It Was Good Wholesome Fun. Or the opposite of that. Whatever.
3. Does Milo Yiannopoulos Even KNOW He Plagiarized ‘American Psycho’? Because He Totally Did. For real!
6. The 68,423 Most Fucked Up Quotes In Michael Wolff’s Trump Book That AREN’T About Steve Bannon. Hard to pick just 68,423!
7. Fusion GPS Just Threw The Fuck Down On Trump And GOP Congress, And It Was MAGNIFICENT. And also glorious!
8. Want Even More Nasty Trump Gossip From Michael Wolff? What A Gluttonous Slut You Are! And you're SHAMELESS about it!
9. Why Does Trump Always Strangulate His Own Arm In A Torture Watch When He Golfs? We are just asking!
10. Is This Robert Mueller’s Favorite Part Of Michael Wolff’s Dirty Trump Book? Bet Your Ass It Is! Obstruction of justice say WHAT?
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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