Your Weekly Top Ten Is Goddamn APPALLED By The New York Times Right Now
Guys, it is your top ten post, which means it is time to count down the top ten stories of the week, but we write this on Fridays, and we are still PISSED at the New York Times about that Rod Rosenstein bullshit. Also we just made a funny joke on Twitter and wanted to allow you to laugh at our very funny joke:
Is the New York Times just publishing stories now so the Washington Post can correct them?— Evan Hurst (@Evan Hurst)1537563768.0
HAHAHAHAHA @ OURSELVES!
Shall we count down our top ten stories? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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Oh hey more kid pictures:
Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.
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