Guys, it is your top ten post, which means it is time to count down the top ten stories of the week, but we write this on Fridays, and we are still PISSED at the New York Times about that Rod Rosenstein bullshit. Also we just made a funny joke on Twitter and wanted to allow you to laugh at our very funny joke:


Shall we count down our top ten stories? We shall.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Vladimir Putin Crashing Parties All Over The World Like A Bad Case Of Herpes

9. Christine Blasey Ford Is A Goddamned American Hero

8. Mazie Hirono All Up Chuck Grassley's Butt Lke ALOHA, MOTHERFUCKER!

7. Hillary Clinton Was On Maddow Last Night, You Probably Already Watched It

6. Wow, Now Even Willie Nelson Is Triggering Dicks

5. Donald Trump Jr. And Brett Kavanaugh Walk Into A Bar. Cover Your Drinks!

4. Trump Gonna BURN THIS SHIT DOWN To Save His Ass From Robert Mueller!

3. What Is It, Exactly, That Twitter's Conservative Employees Are Afraid To Say At Work?

2. And His Name Shall Be Called PRESIDENT YETI PUBES!

1. Happy Weekend, Donald Trump! Paul Manafort's Plea Agreement Says You Are WELL AND TRULY FUCKED!

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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