Your Weekly Top Ten Is Like HOLY FUCK HOW DID WE SURVIVE THIS WEEK?
OK everyone, hello! It was a really shitty week, right? Just like we say every week now! But it is the weekend now, which means we count down your top ten stories as if we are even here on Saturday mornings, LOLOL WHATEVER. Anyway, you are going to march this afternoon, because no matter where you are, there is a march near you today probably. So drink your coffee and make your plans and read this post and ... gah, we don't care what you do, honestly. Again, we are not actually "here."
Also, we didn't have any new pics of Wonkette toddler Donna this week, so we Google image searched "Donna" and Donna Summer is what you get. That's right, THAT'S. WHAT. YOU. GET.
OK, time for top ten posts of the week. Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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