Your Weekly Top Ten Is Not Fake News, So FUCK YOU, CHART
Y'all, we gotta be honest, because we did not intend for our response to that lady's dumb "media bias chart" what said Wonkette was fake and Louise Mensch-y and just as good as the Gateway Pundit to be taken QUITE SO SERIOUSLY by said lady with her media bias chart. But alas, she did take it very seriously and she thinks we are FOR REAL MAD and obviously doesn't understand that when we respond like that, we are not necessarily MAD mad. We are just halfway mad and we enjoy lambasting people WITH WORDS. (Also, she was wrong on the internet, and she still is. Maybe she is the fake news? EVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE BEFORE?)
Also her system for picking out where webistes go on #Chart is real fuckin' dumb. She says The Federalist is fair and balanced or something. Has she ever read Mollie Hemingway's total fucking lies for five seconds?
Also, the Wonkette toddler is sick, as you can see above in that adorable picture. Please keep that in mind when we ask you money a few column inches down from right here.
Shall we count down our top ten stories? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé, OH NO, FACTCHECK, CHART LADY, THAT IS A JOKE:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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Here's another pic of the sick kid:
Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.
OK this post is over now, goodbye.
Louise Mensch (OH SHIT FACTCHECK CHART LADY WE ARE NOT LOUISE MENSCH)
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