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We never do this, but we are going to take the liberty of using this top ten post, which we are the boss of, to give you a TV recommendation for a show that is now our very favorite thing in the world, and it is called "Letterkenny." It is the FUNNIEST FUCKING SHOW WE HAVE EVER SEEN.

If you are in America, it is on Hulu, and if you are in Canada, you already know about it, because it has SWEPT THE NATION. We literally don't want to tell you anything about it, we just want you to watch the cold open if you've never seen it before.


Letterkenny | Cold Open www.youtube.com

If you liked that, there are one million more episodes where that came from! FIGURE IT OUT.

OK, now shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? Yes, we shall.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. If Facebook Really Banned White Nationalists, Why Can We Still See Donald Trump And Steve King On Our Internet?

9. Guess Posting Plan To 'Ethnically Cleanse' Your High School To 4Chan Isn't Such A Good Idea After All

8. Oh, Fun: Research Says Mass Shootings Make Insecure Dopes Feel 'Empowered' By Guns

7. TFW You're Trying To Give Kim Jong Un A Reacharound But Mnuchin Won't Get Off Your Jock

6. WONKERS, COME OUT TO PLAAAAY-AY!

5. The Top Three Reasons Mitch McConnell Should Go Fuck Himself Right Now

4. And Now, Sarah Huckabee Sanders With A Dramatic Reading Of The Day's Events

3. Stop Fretting Over The Mueller Report And Have Some Nice Things!

2. Forced Birth Enthusiasts Claim Vaccines Are Immunizing Us All To Their Prayers

1. BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING

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Hooray, it's time for yet another dispatch from Fox News's big fun week of failure. (No, we mean even more failure than usual.) While all of Twitter is being annoying and talking incessantly about nothing but Bran and Daenerys and Carl and Peg or whoever they are, we have been (ignoring it and) focusing on all Fox's sadness, starting with Pete Buttigieg's town hall, where he called Fox News a piece of shit to its face. Then we laughed and laughed at Fox News idiot Pete Hegseth, who is sending lots of begging to today's college graduates, that they might immediately get dropped on their heads and forget all their education, so they might grow up to be the Fox News viewers of the future.

Oh, and we haven't even had a chance to LOL at the epic hilarity of Steve Doocy trying to do man-on-the-street interviews in Midtown Manhattan, shoving the mic into the faces of New Yorkers who literally don't care if he goes and plays in traffic. That was fun!

But the point of this post is that we have finally learned what makes at least some Fox News viewers tick, and it is that Tucker Carlson "laughs like a girl." That is not us saying that, that is a Fox News fan lady telling the Washington Post's Erik Wemple why she loves Tucker Carlson so much.

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Old White Guys Try To Explain Abortion

Throwing the baby out with the bathwater. It's your Sunday show rundown!

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Michael is out, so I'm taking over your Sunday Show Rundown. This week everyone was talking about those awful abortion laws worming their way through state legislatures. As usual, most of the men were tripping on their dicks while trying to talk about vag. Luckily, there's enough women around to ladysplain things.

Bernie Sanders went on Meet the Press for the first time in FOREVER and played his greatest hits for all the kids. Sanders criticized Joe Biden's environmental policy (which is literally just "beat Trump"), stating that it wasn't "good enough." Sanders is right! (NO FIGHTING.)

SANDERS: Beating Trump is not good enough. You have to beat the fossil fuel industry, you have to take on all the forces of the status quo who do not want to move this country to energy efficiency and sustainable energy.

But then Chuck Todd asked Bernie a loaded question about women getting "sex-selective" abortions and the whole interview went off the rails. Bernie struggled to answer the dumbass question and came across looking stupid despite having spent the better part of the last week in Alabama railing against abortion bans.

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