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We never do this, but we are going to take the liberty of using this top ten post, which we are the boss of, to give you a TV recommendation for a show that is now our very favorite thing in the world, and it is called "Letterkenny." It is the FUNNIEST FUCKING SHOW WE HAVE EVER SEEN.

If you are in America, it is on Hulu, and if you are in Canada, you already know about it, because it has SWEPT THE NATION. We literally don't want to tell you anything about it, we just want you to watch the cold open if you've never seen it before.


Letterkenny | Cold Open www.youtube.com

If you liked that, there are one million more episodes where that came from! FIGURE IT OUT.

OK, now shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? Yes, we shall.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. If Facebook Really Banned White Nationalists, Why Can We Still See Donald Trump And Steve King On Our Internet?

9. Guess Posting Plan To 'Ethnically Cleanse' Your High School To 4Chan Isn't Such A Good Idea After All

8. Oh, Fun: Research Says Mass Shootings Make Insecure Dopes Feel 'Empowered' By Guns

7. TFW You're Trying To Give Kim Jong Un A Reacharound But Mnuchin Won't Get Off Your Jock

6. WONKERS, COME OUT TO PLAAAAY-AY!

5. The Top Three Reasons Mitch McConnell Should Go Fuck Himself Right Now

4. And Now, Sarah Huckabee Sanders With A Dramatic Reading Of The Day's Events

3. Stop Fretting Over The Mueller Report And Have Some Nice Things!

2. Forced Birth Enthusiasts Claim Vaccines Are Immunizing Us All To Their Prayers

1. BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING

One more kid pic:

OK that's it.

Go with God!

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