Your Weekly Top Ten Is On The Road Again
Hey everyone, things are terrible, and a probable sexual assaulter is probably getting on the Supreme Court today. In other words, a very good morning to you! We are in New Orleans right now, so we are going to get right to the point, which is counting down the week's top ten stories.
But speaking of nothing in particular, you will note if you look above that you, Wonkers, have a WHOLE NEW BABY. That is right, it is the Wonkette Grandbaby, and her mom and dad live with the Editrix now, which means you will get ALL THE PICTURES OF HER ALL THE TIME.
Shall we count down stories now? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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Let's see ... anything else? More new baby pictures, you say? OK!
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