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Hey everyone, things are terrible, and a probable sexual assaulter is probably getting on the Supreme Court today. In other words, a very good morning to you! We are in New Orleans right now, so we are going to get right to the point, which is counting down the week's top ten stories.

But speaking of nothing in particular, you will note if you look above that you, Wonkers, have a WHOLE NEW BABY. That is right, it is the Wonkette Grandbaby, and her mom and dad live with the Editrix now, which means you will get ALL THE PICTURES OF HER ALL THE TIME.

Shall we count down stories now? We shall.


Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Heidi Heitkamp Not Voting For Quaaludes McRapeVan, Because Fuck You Is Why

9. This Is Not Over

8. Brett Kavanaugh Now A 'Folk' Hero To America's Worst Humans.

7. Tom Carper And Robert Menendez Are Democrats We Don't Love. Look! Beto O'Rourke And Doggies!

6. Democratic Ad Does Class War All Over The GOP's Big Fat Tax Cuts For Rich Fuckwads

5. Mitch McConnell Says Y'all CAn't See FBI's Kavanaugh Report, So That Shit's Gon' Leak

4. Hey! Let's All Give Ourselves 12 Seconds To Not Think About Sexual Assault Today.

3. Oh No, Has President BrainStupid Said Too Much?????

2. Sarah Palin's Son Just Got Arrested For Assaulting A Woman. Again.

1. Sorry, Republicans: We're Never NOT Going To Call Drunk-Ass O'Kavanaugh A Credibly Accused Sexual Predator

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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