Your Weekly Top Ten Is OUT OF TOWN
Labor Day weekend, writing this before we hit the road, which we would like to do in approximately one hour and 14 minutes so ... yep, got nothin' to say to ya! Wonkette editrix Rebecca and family are also out of town, and we are going to the lake so ... yeah, don't do anything we wouldn't do while not here! Goodbye!
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories! Mostly about awful things!
Here's another pic of Wonkette Toddler and some other kids who are also OUT OF TOWN.
OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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