Your Weekly Top Ten Is Part Of The Resistance Inside The Wonkette Media Empire
Hahahaha, hope you didn't think we were about to write a long funny parody about how we steal papers off Editrix Rebecca's desk or anything, because that's not how this post rolls. We write the top ten on TGI Friday, which means we are in the process of getting the fuckkkkk outta here. (But we do steal papers off her desk, ALLEGEDLY, all the way up there in Montana from way down here in Tennessee, and if she ever orders a foreign leader assassinated, we are gonna be like "nah, let's do cat pictures for the open thread post!")
Shall we count down our top ten stories? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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