Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much A Professional Dancer Now
Hi, this week beat the shit out of us, so we're not even going to pretend like we're going to do some big set-up for the Top Ten post. Hey, look, it's a picture of Wonkette Toddler being a dancer! Hey guess what! There are a couple more below! Hey guess what! Give us money to keep the lights on here at ye olde Wonkette! Better yet? SUBSCRIBE MONTHLY! Or up your subscription! Thank you, we love you, you pay our rent.
Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, those are very good stories!
Couple more dancer pics:
OK that's all, goodbye, go with God, etc.
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