Your Weekly Top Ten Is READY FOR MUELLER!
HELLO WONKET IMPORTANT REMINDER! We may be done with our most recent hell week in America, but a new one is starting on Monday, and it should be an interesting one, because Robert Mueller is testifying on WEDNESDAY, which means we are liveblogging on WEDNESDAY. And then we are leaving you forever probably, just kidding we guess we'll come back on Thursday. That was your Timely Reminder to set your alarm clocks to let you know when it is "Wednesday." Shall we count down some stories? Yes!
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
Another kid pic:
OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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