Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Santa To Bring Us Booze, Probably
YO HEY, it's the weekend before Christmas! 'Twas the weekend before Christmas and all through Wonkette, we ain't here right now because we're sleeping off more holiday parties, WHOA IF TRUE! OK sorry that didn't rhyme, but we hope you are having a nice weekend and Trump hasn't 'sploded the whole world while we've been asleep. (Has he? Say so in the comments!)
But your weekly top ten is here and we are going to count down the LAST TOP TEN STORIES OF THE YEAR before it is New Years'. Aren't you 'SCITED?
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are very good stories! About terrible things, mostly!
OK one more pic of the Wonkette toddler for Christmas:
OK this post is over now.
Go with baby Jesus,
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