Your Weekly Top Ten Is READY TO VOTE
WONKERS. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE READING THIS? OK fine, you may read this post, but then GTFO, because the midterms are Tuesday and you have phonebanking and door knocking and other volunteering to do. Also if you have not voted you need to make your voting plan and check it twice, and then call your friends who maybe might not vote and make sure they vote. That is all we have to say about that.
The picture above is the Official Wonkette Halloween Sheep Of Voting. If you don't do your part, she will BAA at you in the night, and you won't like it.
OK shall we count down your top ten stories of the week? Si se puede!
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, what a Jacob Wohl week! Wait, that is not hooray. That is stupid.
Anyway, GO GET OUT THE VOTE, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO US, YOU HAVE WORK TO DO.
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