Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Obsessed With That Badass Michelle Obama Speech
We are gonna miss her so much.
OH HEY WONKERS! It is Saturday morning, which means it's time for your weekly top ten post, of the top ten posts you clicked on all week, not that much of anything newsworthy happened this week, nope not a thing. JUST FOOLING. What a fuckin' week, right?
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Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!
1. That badass Michelle Obama speech. WATCH IT FOR THE FIRST TIME OR THE TENTH TIME, just watch it.
2. Y'all, Hillary Clinton is still, for real, legit, an actual good person.
3. Your president Barry Bamz O'Bama will ROCK YOUR FACE OFF in this new Hillary Clinton ad.
4. Last Friday saw the debut of Trump's new campaign slogan: GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY.
5. Martha Raddatz had to yank the talking stick away from Hillary during the second presidential debate, in order to 'splain to Donald Trump what "war" is.
6. Speaking of, did you watch the big exciting second presidential debate? Well you haven't REALLY watched it unless you've read Wonkette's Super Sexxxy Debate Liveblog!
7. Hey look, Barack Obama has a boner! Maybe.
8. Y'all, Jill Stein is still A Idiot.
9. Hillary was SO RACIST in this WikiLeaks email that wasn't even sent by her.
10. And finally, here is a children's treasury of reactions to Donald Trump's rapey mistakes.
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories. They are very good stories!
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