Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Sleeping, Please Be Very Quiet
Oh hi, it is Evan, doing your top ten again, because Rebecca took Friday off! Hi!
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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
Here are more pictures!
And also a video!
OK that is all, go with God, etc.
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