Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Tired From Liveblogging Peter Strzok
Howdy, it is the weekend, and we are still ZZZZZZZ from liveblogging Peter Strzok Out With His Cock Out for 10 solid hours. Appropriately, that is the top story of the week! Shall we do this top ten countdown even faster than ever before so we can all go back to bed? WE SHALL.
Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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